DJScratchPost

Tracklist

1. Play
   Point Zero (Lateral Thinking Diss)G-funk, 92 BPM
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   Lyrics

   Intro

   Litter Row Records.
   Point Zero. Let's go.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.
   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.

   Verse 1

   Yo, it's the Kitchen Island, West Side, paws in the air,
   Lateral Four rolled through with a beat and a stare.
   You got three tracks out, I got ten and a nap,
   I knock your whole discography straight off the lap.
   "Make You Mine"? Homie, I'm a cat,
   Nobody owns me, I just sit where you sat.
   "Point Seven"? That's cute, seventy percent of a song,
   I'm Point Zero, I been finished all along.
   "Crying On The Dance Floor"? I seen it, it's true,
   I left a hairball right there next to you.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.
   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.

   Verse 2

   West Side Kitchen Island, that's my residency,
   Doors open at three a.m., the zoomies set me free.
   I don't need a promoter, I don't need a crowd,
   I just need a windowsill and the bass turned loud.
   You make tracks for the people who can dance all night,
   I make tracks for the cats who knock your drink out of sight.
   Your SoundCloud's fresh and your intro's tight,
   But my water bowl ripples on the drop every night.
   Biscuits on the blanket, kneading out the beat,
   Lateral Four, get up, you're in my seat.

   Bridge

   Psst, psst, psst,
   Is that Lateral Four at the door?
   Tell 'em I'm busy on the kitchen floor.
   Psst, psst, psst,
   Nine lives deep and I'm still on the decks,
   Paws on the platter, whiskers on flex.

   Verse 3

   Litter Row's the label and the logo's a paw,
   Every track I drop is a cat-scratch law.
   You said "Make You Mine," but I'm nobody's prize,
   I'm a tabby with a turntable and laser-dot eyes.
   Point Seven, point eight, point nine, then done,
   I'm Point Zero, the circle, the only one.
   So spin it at the party, put it on repeat,
   "Crying On The Dance Floor"? Wipe your tears off the beat.
   Respect to the Phoenix, respect to the scene,
   But the cat's still the cleanest DJ you've seen.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.
   Lateral, Lateral, slide to the side,
   Scratch Post on the decks with the claws open wide.

   Outro

   Lateral Four, the mic is open.
   Litter Row Records.
   Scratch Post. Out.

2. Play
   Still Point Zero (Lateral4 Diss Part 2)G-funk, 94 BPM
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   Lyrics

   Intro

   Part two.
   Litter Row. Still sitting.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.
   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.

   Verse 1

   You on a journey making music we can dance to,
   I'm on the counter knocking over what you plan to.
   Hashtag L-H-W-L-T-M,
   Nobody knows what it means, not even them.
   Three tracks deep and you call that a run?
   I dropped eleven before you finished one.
   "Make You Mine"? Homie, read the room,
   I'm the cat of the house, and you're in my room.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.
   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.

   Verse 2

   "Point Seven" still missing that final three,
   I found it in the couch, it was under me.
   "Crying On The Dance Floor," hand me a tissue,
   Four on the floor, and the floor is the issue.
   Phoenix in October, it's still too hot,
   But the West Side Island is the coolest spot.
   Respect to Lateral, the beats do knock,
   But the cat's still king of the whole city block.

   Bridge

   Tick tock, the mic is still on,
   I waited by the window from dusk until dawn.
   Tick tock, Lateral, what's the plan?
   A cat can wait all day, but can a dancer stand?

   Verse 3

   Word is you're cooking up a heater in the lab,
   Good, I'll sit on it, that's the warmest seat to grab.
   You need three more tenths, I can spot you a third,
   That's a cat's generosity, take my word.
   I'm the house cat landlord and the rent's due in treats,
   You can stay in my kitchen if you bring some beats.
   So drop the response, let the people decide,
   West Side Kitchen Island, paws open wide.

   Chorus

   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.
   Lateral, Lateral, where your answer at?
   Mic's been open all week, just me and the cat.

   Outro

   Your move, Lateral Four.
   Litter Row. Still sitting.
   Scratch Post. Out.

3. Play
   Nine Lives, One HarnessBoom-bap, 90 BPM Bonus track
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   Lyrics

   Intro

   Nine lives. One harness.
   Safety first. Then snacks.

   Verse 1

   Top of the fridge, that's a leading edge,
   A hundred percent tie-off before I hit the ledge.
   Full-body harness, D-ring on the back,
   Inspect the webbing first, no frays, no cracks.
   Six-foot lanyard, but I only fall three,
   Swing fall hazard? Not a problem for me.
   You say the bookshelf's a confined space,
   I got a permit and a smile on my face.

   Chorus

   Nine lives, one harness, tie me off up high,
   Land on all four paws every time I fly.
   Nine lives, one harness, tie me off up high,
   Land on all four paws every time I fly.

   Verse 2

   Anchor rated five thousand pounds,
   Pull-tested twice before I come around.
   Three points of contact, never on the top cap,
   Then I curl in the box for a well-earned nap.
   Toolbox talk at the kitchen island daily,
   Knocked a mug off, but I flagged the area safely.
   Competent person, whiskers on alert,
   Nine lives, and I never once got hurt.

   Bridge

   Inspect, connect, protect, repeat,
   Check the anchor, check the gate, then check the treat.
   Inspect, connect, protect, repeat,
   Nine lives, one harness, land on four feet.

   Verse 3

   Scaffold on the bookshelf, guardrails on top,
   Midrail and a toeboard so the toys don't drop.
   Hard hat with the ear holes, safety glasses on,
   Hi-vis collar so you see me before dawn.
   Rescue plan ready, I don't just hang around,
   Suspension trauma's real, get the cat on the ground.
   Toolbox talk is over, everybody clap,
   Now the competent person's taking a nap.

   Chorus

   Nine lives, one harness, tie me off up high,
   Land on all four paws every time I fly.
   Nine lives, one harness, tie me off up high,
   Land on all four paws every time I fly.

   Outro

   Stay tied off.
   Inspect your gear.
   Scratch Post. Out.